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Here are six questions every Spurs supporter needs to ask before the new season and the North American tour:
1. If the side kicking off in Seattle on 19 July is to include a raft full of youngsters, who will carry the disposable nappies and baby wipes: Jesus Perez or Steffen Freund?
2. With Chelsea, Liverpool and even the tight-arsed Arsenal spending money like it’s going out of fashion, will this trio succeed in raising the Premier League bar so high that the Lallywhites fall even further behind?
3. If the real stars of that (allegedly) corruption-riddled extravaganza in Brazil more commonly known as the FIFA World Cup were the goalkeepers, where does Hugo Lloris sit in the top 10?
4. Does the alleged £75 million Barcelona paid to sign Liverpool’s number one cheat Luis Suarez include his teeth? If so, they may have paid too much for the bain of Bale’s life.
5. Will the Argentinean connection turn Tottenham’s number one backache Érik Manuel Lamela into a Three Point Lane hero on a par with Jimmy Greaves, David Désiré Marc Ginola or Robbie Keane? To say nothing of Bill Nicholson, Danny Blanchflower or Alan Gilzean. On second thoughts, choose your own favourites.
6. When the new stadium is complete, will there be a curry house that does a ring splitting, Goa-inspired vindaloo nearer to the front door than you can throw a can of Holland’s best Grolsch?
Should these questions not bother you, then they should. So for those of you who are really laid back, here in alphabetical order, are six things to worry about: Brad Freidal’s hairdresser, Daniel Levy’s smile, Emmanuel Adebayor’s malaria, Jan Vertonghen’s PMT, Kyle Walker’s tattooist and Raniere Sandro’s guitar strumming.
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1. Perez
ReplyDelete2. Yes, we will be lucky to finish 6th this season.
3. Second, behind Neuer
4. I'm sure if Barca could have avoided paying for his teeth so he couldn't bite anybody, they would have!
5. No, it might boost him to show his potential, but he'll be off in two seasons when he proves his worth.
6. Probably not.
As for the other six things, only Adebayor's malaria worries me. I was sincerely hoping we'd see the back of him, but this is yet another pre-season lost. Pay off his contract and let him disgrace another club with his petulance.
Do you really sit down and type this stuff out, or is you computer wired straight to your arse?
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