Ode to Tottenham

Article by e-Spurs Writer Chris Mecoy

“There once was a Welshman called Bale,
Loved Spurs from his top to his tail,
So sod off Zidane,
You should get a big ban,
‘Cos the Welshman just isn’t for sale!”

A little tribute to us THFC fans:

We’ve been Spurs fans for a number of years,
Through the good times and the bad.
We’ve shared in the laughs and we’ve shared in the tears,
But seriously, we must all be mad!!
I am a big fan of the bald man in charge,
But new signings seem real hard to find.
We’ve been linked with each man both little and large,
But so far, no one has signed!!
So get a move on, it’s time to get started,
We’ve fallen behind yet again,
So you better not leave us fans all broken hearted,
Go and replace the transfer listed ten!!
Please get the chequebook out of your desk
And give out some of your money.
We need a striker a bit Klinsmann-esque
Because, Levy, this really isn’t funny.
You left it too late for the last two windows,
And we bought men like Saha.
And bar David Bentley, everyone knows,
He was your worst signing by far.
With Andre in charge and Bale in the side,
The sky’s the limit for next season.
Leaving rivals like Arsenal with nowhere to hide,
So spend Dan, there is your reason.
I have faith in you, but its dwindling fast,
Spurs fans need you now to just buy.
So learn the lessons from the mistakes of your past,
And get this done by July!!
I’m struggling to find some more rhymes,
So I’ll finish with my four favourite words.
We’ll continue to love you through good and bad times,
So the four words are “COME ON YOU SPURS!!”

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